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2009 D&D All-Star Game

"Road to Never"
(Original announcement -- January 1, 2009)

~~~ Game Log ~~~

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Before puck drop: a moment of silence, a toast, and dedication of the day's festivities to the memory of Dave Arneson and Gary Gygax - the founders of the game.

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(Pre-game Show, composed and sung by Chad: "Grailen's Ventureers")

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Background and Summary: A motley collection of characters goes backward in time to before the dawn of history and makes sure that history dawns the way it should.


Starting characters (from Dafan):
Bree(WrC-10), Swiness(MU-9)
                            (from Riveria): Calion(F-7/T-8), Pearl(MU-10), Leshendra(T-12), Darby(MU-6/NrC-0), Tovan(NrC-10),
              
                        Seamus(WrC-7)
                            (from Beory): Appppil(I-11)
                            (from Decast): Fjallarr(R-4), Perseus(F-3)

"Day 1"

Each character appears alone in a strange forest. Some characters find they have new possessions (see below) and everyone has a little piece of paper with a cryptic poem on it.

As they explore, they slowly start bumping into others; the first to meet are Tovan and Appppil.
Leshendra and Fjallarr meet and Fjallarr flees on hearing of ghosts in forest; he soon calms down and they link up.

Pearl flies up on her Gryphon (and is seen in the distance by Swiness, also flying), finds a statue in forest, lands, and disappears while investigating it.

Swiness and Darby meet and amazingly don't kill each other; they link up.

Calion and Bree distrustfully meet and link.

Seamus and Perseus meet and link, then quickly meet Fjallarr and Leshendra.

Bree and Calion meet Tovan and Appppil; Bree sets the forest on fire with a Flame Strike: she's bored and wants to attract the attention of anyone else around.

Swiness lets off a lightning bolt, main group hears it from north and south at the same time.

Calion steals Leshendra's belt pouch and flees.

Bree and company start exploring (so they don't get burnt by fire, for one thing); soon find statue, and disappear.

Bree and Swiness both recognize statue; it is of Kaylorelle, a past companion of theirs, and the statue was last seen in the Tel-Qa town square.

Calion explores all over, soon realizes this forest is very small and "wraps around" on all sides. He eventually finds Swiness and Darby, and they link. It takes a while, but they too find statue and disappear.

All appear together in a small room with carvings on wall:

"Silly victims
Doubly cursed
Find the next
Then second first"

Party still puzzling over this when walls start closing in and ceiling disappears; Darby gets levitated up by Pearl only to get mugged by a bunch of flying statues. Tovan gets lots of people out of pit while Bree and Perseus do their best to hold off statues; once everyone's up, statues don't have a chance. Pit vanishes when walls meet.

Upper room has an enormous (65' diameter) clock on wall, quickly running backwards.

A small exit leads to a cavern in which is a stone(d) Dragon; it's happy to chat with Party, and gives Perseus a key from around its neck when he asks for it. But Leshendra insists on stealing from its enormous mound of treasure, and Swiness puts the lights out, so it attacks and - after putting up some resistance - dies.

Its treasure proves of dubious use: a shield that wraps itself around anything it is told to, a hammer whose end flies off whenever it is swung (but comes back later), an amulet that gets painfully jealous whenever its carrier picks up a different amulet, and so forth.

Bright light pours from a nearby room; first Calion, then everyone, explores this. It's the Dragon's grow-op, and is defended by a Shambling Mound that also doesn't last long. Fjallarr has a field day with all the magic herbs here.

A door leads to another small room where Monach(MU-7/I-7) waits; he is cursed to forever cast lightning bolts into a small grid, in order to power the grow-op lights. Party try to talk him into leaving but he won't, or can't, and so they leave him be.

Back to clock room, try a huge door (Calion brings it down on his own head) that leads to an equally huge hall and room.

Room contains only a small bunny; but it is a vorpal bunny, and almost kills Bree and Darby before Calion grabs it and takes it back to Monach so he can shoot it. Bunny has another key.

Party return to Dragon room and make beds out of all the coins, and sack out.

"Day 2"

Seamus unable to recover spells in morning.

More exploring finds a hall with 2 chests; one says "eat me" and holds vegetables; the other says "drink me" and holds a bottle marked 'Liquid Substance Dispenser'. Various people eat vegetables to no effect, but Perseus drinks from bottle and keels over; it takes a quick Neutralize Poison from Fjallarr via herb to save him.

Find a door with two locks; Party has two keys, they fit.

Room contains a statue of a Bard (actually Taden(B-5) from Riveria; but none here knew him, so to them he is just some random petrified Bard). Perseus touches statue and vanishes. Fjallarr touches statue and it moves, revealing another rhyme beneath:

"Don't just stand there
Third awaits
What's the matter,
Running late?"

Calion leads charge out of room, but not all have left when back wall slams forward. Appppil and Leshendra are pitched down hall; Bree, Darby, Pearl, and Seamus are squished - or so everyone thinks...

Calion gets to clock room and sees Perseus, glued to clock and screaming as it twists him up like a pretzel while the second hand slices pieces off him with each sweeping pass. (and clock is now running in normal direction, though still very quickly)

Pit has reopened, now containing a statue of Perseus. Various people try removing Perseus from clock, only thing done of use is that Calion breaks off and shatters the second hand.

Fjallarr jumps down into pit with Appppil; statue is holding cards, Fjallarr pulls one and figures out three people need to touch statue. It also has another carving:

"Time is travel
Cards await
The road to never
Holds your fate"

Fjallarr, Leshendra, and Appppil touch statue; this frees Perseus, but all three touchers disappear. So, everyone else touches it as well… (and various people also pull cards, to dubious effect)

All appear on a road running through a gray open plain; "all" includes Bree etc. much to everyone's surprise as they were thought to have been squashed.

A milepost on road has a gargoyle sitting on it, it gives a spiel about talking of time whenever someone approaches.

Between this and some experimenting, Party soon realize that to talk of the future moves you one way down the road, and to talk of the past sends you the other way. Clues point to future, so Party go that way except Calion, who tries the other way until realizing it's pointless.

Arrive at a forest, soon recognized as same forest where they arrived, except now it is dusty, gray, and somewhat blighted.

Return to where Kaylorelle statue was found; no statue, but there's a living Part-Elf here: Kaylorelle(F-2/NrC-3) joins. She babbles something about needing to be somewhere in order to start something; and that lots of people - including rest of Party - are waiting for her. With this, everything fades to black…..

  THE END ... THE BEGINNING ...

Surviving members: Bree(WrC-10), Swiness(MU-9), Calion(F-7/T-8), Pearl(MU-10), Leshendra(T-12), Darby(MU- 6/NrC-0), Tovan(NrC-10), Seamus(WrC-7), Appppil(I-11), Fjallarr(R-4), Perseus(F-3), Monach(MU-7/I-7), Kaylorelle(F-2/NrC-3)
New members: Kaylorelle (de-stoned)
Casualties: none
Retirees: all (back to wherever they came from; except Kaylorelle to NewDafan)
Continuing party: none

Notes:

Some people arrived with items they did not have before (and probably will never have again):

  • Fjallarr: "Life's End" Battleaxe +5, extra attack at end of any round
  • Perseus: "Schootemupreaelgoodus", a self-loading one-handed Longbow +1 with an infinite supply of ammunition
  • Darby: "Spinal Tap" Wand of Wild Magic (Wand of Wonder amped to 11)
  • Seamus: a shrunken Beholder's head with 6 eyestalks; pulling on any eyestalk gave a random ray effect


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